Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars Characters News – January 2012

Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars Characters News January 2012

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Georgette's World Fake Star Wars Characters News January 2012

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  • 2011′s Best Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions: Many celebrities had embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions last year. But none so like Queen Padme Amidala of Naboo, whose wardrobe malfunctions happen every time she wears that bizarre stuff she keeps in her closet/museum.
  • Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin To Marry King of Smooth Lando Calrissian! Okay, it’s not really Billy Dee Williams/Lando Calrissian, but her fiance, William “Willie” Wilkerson does look a lot like him. And Lobot would still love to DJ a funky disco wedding party for them.

  • Movie Review: Haywire – Zam Wesell is a highly trained operative who is hired by a Bounty-Hunter named Jango Fett in Galactic City on Coruscant. After blowing a hit job, she is double-crossed and left for dead by Jango. Suddenly the target of this skilled assassin, she must find his boss in order to stay alive. Geez, where have I seen this before: “A black ops super soldier seeks payback after she is betrayed and set up during a mission.” Oh well, at least Ewan McGregor is in it. C’mon Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope!
  • Love Authority, Hate Occupiers? Then consider a career in Stormtrooping! Call 1-800-Stormtroopers. Their riot gear is way cooler than the NYPD’s.
  • George Lucas’ new WWII movie “Red Tails” not to be confused with Twi’lek movie “Head Tails”. But seriously, “Red Tails” looks like it might be pretty cool:
    “A crew of African American pilots in the Tuskegee training program, having faced segregation while kept mostly on the ground during World War II, are called into duty under the guidance of Col. A.J. Bullard (Terrence Howard).”
    Red Tails

Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars Characters News January 2012

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Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars News – December 2011

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Georgette's World Star Wars News December 2011

Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars News December 2011

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  • Leia vs Kirk – Trekkie William Shatner is hatin’ on Star Wars again. Or maybe he’s still obsessing over that metal bikini
  • Movie Review – “Meesa cause one, two-y little bitty accidentes!” the adventures – screw-ups – of Jar Jar. “Don’t waste your hard-earned Republic Credits on this bomba.” ~ Roger Ebert
  • Ewoks Pepper Sprayed After Refusing To Leave Forest: Ewok: “We’re citizens and have the right to be here!” Officer Stormtrooper: “Talk to the Can.”
  • What do you mean “That slave outfit is hot!” and how bad do I want a job promotion?! Anakin’s “Herman Cain” Moment
  • Life Going Nowhere Fast? Then go fast in a Starship! Enroll in the Imperial Academy today! www.fly-boy.coruscant
  • Star Wars Old Republic: Bring It!
    Heroes of the Star Wars saga in a (MMORPG) game from BioWare and LucasArts. The story is set in an age thousands of years before the rise of Darth Vader when war between the Galactic Republic and Sith Empire. Choose to be a Jedi, Sith, or another classic Star Wars character, define your own personal story and decide your path through the light or dark side of the Force. You’ll come across characters that will befriend you, bravely fight by your side or possibly betray you. Together you can fight the enemy in combat against a team with other players to overcome challenges all around. Star Wars Old Republicstar wars old republic
  • Merry Christmas Happy Holidays and Happy New Year

Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars News December 2011

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