Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars News – December 2011

Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars News December 2011

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Georgette's World Star Wars News December 2011

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  • Leia vs Kirk – Trekkie William Shatner is hatin’ on Star Wars again. Or maybe he’s still obsessing over that metal bikini
  • Movie Review – “Meesa cause one, two-y little bitty accidentes!” the adventures – screw-ups – of Jar Jar. “Don’t waste your hard-earned Republic Credits on this bomba.” ~ Roger Ebert
  • Ewoks Pepper Sprayed After Refusing To Leave Forest: Ewok: “We’re citizens and have the right to be here!” Officer Stormtrooper: “Talk to the Can.”
  • What do you mean “That slave outfit is hot!” and how bad do I want a job promotion?! Anakin’s “Herman Cain” Moment
  • Life Going Nowhere Fast? Then go fast in a Starship! Enroll in the Imperial Academy today!
  • Star Wars Old Republic: Bring It!
    Heroes of the Star Wars saga in a (MMORPG) game from BioWare and LucasArts. The story is set in an age thousands of years before the rise of Darth Vader when war between the Galactic Republic and Sith Empire. Choose to be a Jedi, Sith, or another classic Star Wars character, define your own personal story and decide your path through the light or dark side of the Force. You’ll come across characters that will befriend you, bravely fight by your side or possibly betray you. Together you can fight the enemy in combat against a team with other players to overcome challenges all around. Star Wars Old Republicstar wars old republic
  • Merry Christmas Happy Holidays and Happy New Year

Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars News December 2011

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