Georgetteâs World Fake Star Wars Characters News March 2012
Georgette's World Fake Star Wars Characters News March 2012
- “I’m not saying she’s a Twi’lek or anything like that, but you do know what they call loose young women like that.” Radio talk show host Jabba the Slutt in deep Bantha poodoo over his degrading comments about women
- He’s Back… Again! “It’s amazing what you can do with a little hocus-pocus and some duct tape!” Appearing in the Phantom Menace 3D and now The Clone Wars, Darth Maul has gotten himself together (literally) and is ready to pick up the pieces (from the waist down) of his shattered (more like sliced) life to once again face Obi-Wan Kenobi (though Maul’s not half the man he used to be).
- The EWOX movie review. “You guys better not be from the friggin’ logging company!” New tale about the legendary and more than annoying Ewok guardians of the Endor forest. “Ewoks? Really? Forget this lame ‘Lorax’ rip-off and send your money to the Sierra Club instead” ~ Roger Ebert. Rated one-star.
- HELP WANTED!!! Replacement Bounty Hunter needed to join gang. Must be energetic, have excellent fighting skills and above all be a TEAM PLAYER! Quitters on some kind of self-discovering, soul-searching quest NEED NOT APPLY! Contact BOBA@FETT-ENTERPRISES.CON
- The Royal Naboo Security Forces: the FEW, the PROUD, the STYLISH. Help Keep Naboo Safe… and look good while doing it! Join the most leathered armed forces in the Galaxy!
- Have you been injured in a landspeeder accident? Call the law offices of Nawara Ven: 800-WillSue4U
- Over-hyped YouTube cat who sits upright to watch Star Wars becomes an internet sensation. WTF?! Where da dogs at?! You woofers gonna take this insult lying down? Or sitting up?!
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More captioned picture humor from “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace”
Georgetteâs World Fake Star Wars Characters News March 2012
