Georgette’s World Star Wars Fake News 8-1-2011
- The Galaxy’s Most Trusted Name in Fake Star Wars News
- Cowboys & Aliens: Han Solo AND James Bond? Spokesman claims Mega Action Heroes’ fight against Aliens is downright dirty and unfair: “They should’ve just gone ahead and thrown in Sigourney Weaver too!”
- BOMBAD!!! Representative Jar Jar Binks accidentally locks self in restroom, misses key vote on Debt Ceiling: “Meesa missa da vote!”
- Singer Shocker! Sy Snootles to enter rehab at Betty Ford Clinic.
- THE TOP TEN Ewok Mange Remedies That Actually Work.
- Will Coruscant’s favorite QB Frett Bavre stay retired… again?
- Junk dealer Watto arrested in major speeder chop-shop bust.
- Chancellor Palpatine’s closed-door meeting with Jedi Master Mace
Windu said to be “electrifying.”
- Find The Best Vacation Travel Deals To Naboo and Alderaan.
- Rapper Soulja Hutt’s Birthday Jet Purchase Story Is Bling Poodoo: Hutt Gangster Rapper and members of his inner circle spread lies about purchasing a 55-million-credit jet in lame publicity stunt.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: “Qui-Gon Jinn Still Speaks To Me.”