Georgetteâs World Fake Star Wars Characters News February 2012
- Return of the 3D Sith. Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace Returns To Theaters In 3D. “We’re doing 3-D versions of all six films, one a year,” producer Rick McCallum said. “We start with Episode I and go all the way through six, totally chronological. One a year, if they work. If they don’t, then there will be just one episode converted to 3-D.” C’mon everybody, let’s make this work. I really wanna see 3D Ewoks.
Check out the Georgetteâs World take on the movie script: Georgette’s World Star Wars Movie Script Parody, and the pre-Phantom Menace tales of Coruscant’s Dynamic Duo: The Adventures of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan.
- Padme’s Super Bowl Shocker! Amidala flips the lightsaber-bird at Galactic audience: Fashionista Senator says she’s had it with people constantly criticizing her extravagant wardrobe. Watch out, Joan Rivers.
- “WTF?! Do I look like I care about poor people or ANY people for that matter?!” Palpatine’s poll numbers hit a new low, but are still better than Mitt Romney’s.
- Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker during the Death Star battle of “A New Hope”:
“I have you now, Farmboy!”
“Whoa! What the frack was THAT?!”
Tuskegee Airman: “*ME*, Helmet-head!”
Yeah! Red Tails in Outer Space! - Count Dooku’s Survivor: One Box. Galactic Bounty Hunters try to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other. Starring Obi-Wan Kenobi, Cad Bane, Count Dooku and a wretched cast of scum and villainy. Too bad Jar Jar didn’t get an invite. Mondays at 8/7c on Coruscant TV.
- Jealous cats are working on their own meow-singing Star Wars ad. As usual, cats be hatin’ when any other pet is getting more attention, especially when they’re in a Super Bowl tv ad.
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Georgetteâs World Fake Star Wars Characters News February 2012