Georgette’s World Star Wars Fake News 10-10-2011
- The Galaxy’s Most Trusted Name in Fake Star Wars News
- OCCUPY CORUSCANT – Protestors Fed-Up With Imperial Excess… But can they turn the Empire back into a Republic?
- Movie Review: REAL SQUEAL – In the future, where robot boxing is a popular sport, struggling promoter (Anakin Skywalker) thinks he’s found his champion in a cowardly robot he built years ago.
- Man Throws Hot Dog at Palpatine: “I’m a vegan, jerk!” Suspect arrested after manhunt, but serious doubts remain whether or not police caught the right man. Angry Palpy executes him anyway.
- What The Frack? Aleena claim earthquakes and underground poison gas caused by Empire Oil Company “fracking”. Empire CEO denies claim by “those lying, tree-hugging, little freaks.”
- Top 10 Halloween Tips From Sith Lord and Former Vampire
- Jabba’s Palace Tatooine: CASINO RESORT Live Shows Daily All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
- “Star Wars: The Blueprints” book includes plans for the Death Star. Many Bothans died to get royalties